THE MUSIC CANTOR
1980 Camp Song

Leader: Iam the Music Cantor,
  I came from Schwabin land.
Crowd: He is the Music Cantor,
  he comes from Schwabin land.
Leader: Eee kann spielen.
Crowd: Eee kann spielen.
Leader: On my viola.
Crowd: On my viola.
All: Vio-vio-vio-la, vio-la, vio-la,
(Play a fake violin)
Vio-vio-vio-la, vio-vio-la. HEY!

Continue singing adding different parts,
repeating instruments in reverse order:
On my piano (Pound on a fake piano).
Pla-pla-pla-pla-pla-pla-plank,
Pla-pla-plank, pla-pla-plank,
Pla-pla-pla-pla-pla-pla-plank,
Pla-pla-pla-pla-plank,

On my tuba (Flap arms and bounce up and down).
Oompa, oompa, oom-pa-pa,
Oom-pa-pa, oom-pa-pa,
Oompa, oompa, oom-pa-pa,
Oompa, oom-pa-pa.

On my bagpipes (Hold nose and tickle throat).
Ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee,
Ee-ee-ee, ee-ee-ee,
Ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee,
Ee-ee-ee-ee-ee.

On my commercial (Act like scrubbing
clothes on washboard).
Super, super, super suds,
Super suds, super suds.
Super, super, super, suds,
Super, super suds.

On my conductor Speeding up, make conducting
motion with hands, but not singing anything.