TRIANGLE MAN
1990 Camp Song

Particle Man, Particle Man, doing the things a particle can.
What's he like?  It's not important, Particle Man.
Is he a dot, or is he a speck?  When he's under water does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead, nobody knows, Particle Man.  Ugh!  Ugh!

Triangle Man, Triangle Man, Triangle Man hates Particle Man.
They have a fight, Triangle wins, Triangle Man.  Ugh!  Ugh!

Person Man, Person Man, hit on the head with a fryin' pan
Spends his life in a garbage can, Person Man.
Is he depressed, or is he a mess, does he feel totally worth-less.
Who came up with Person Man, degraded man, Person Man.  Ugh!  Ugh!

Triangle Man, Triangle Man, Triangle man hates Person Man.
They have a fight, Triangle wins, Triangle Man.  Ugh!  Ugh!

Universe Man, Universe Man, size of the entire Universe Man.
Usually kind to smaller man, Universe Man.
He's got a watch with a minute hand, millenium hand, and an eon hand.
And when they meet it's a happy land, powerful man, Universe Man.  Ugh!  Ugh!

Triangle Man, Triangle Man, Triangle Man hates Universe Man.
They have a fight, UNIVERSE WINS!  Universe Man.