Please Mr. Columbus
2003 Camp Song
*Chorus*

Please Mr. Columbus, turn this ship around,
Take me back I wanna feel my two feet on the ground.
Why you tella Isabella that the world is round,
Please Mr. Columbus, turn this ship aroooouuuuund.

*End Chorus*

In 1942 three ships sailed out to sea,
The Nina anna the Pinta anna the Santa MArie
And as the sailed the stormy seas on that historic day
From way up in the crow's nest you could hear Luigi say:

*Amusing Solo*
*Chorus*

*Solo*
And then one day we spotted land just off the starboard bow,
Columbus cried: "WHOOOO DOGGIES! I knew the world was round!"
*End Solo*

Then Luigi saw the Indians a-gatherin' on the shore:

*Amusing Solo*
*Chorus*

Then Chris took out his mandolin and he began to play,
They sang and danced the tarantel until the break of day
They ate up all the provolone they drank up all the SKI
But why up in the crow's nest you could hear Luigi cry...
How he cried!

*Amusing Solo*
*Chorus*

Alright I'm chicken! But please turn this ship around!
TURN IT AROUND!!!